Contains:
The Perfect Actor…Page 4
Final Thoughts of a GenX … Page 6
Give Them What They Want … Page 11
Every Boy’s Nightmare … Page 13
Puberty Sucks … Page 15
A Pleasure Doing Business Here … Page 21
The Manly Maid … Page 26
Lost in Denial … Page 30
The Plan … Page 33
Winning … Page 35
Dear Dad… Page 39
The Report Card of Life … Page 43
The Kiss … Page 47
What’s in a Word … Page 51
Jesus in the Girls Room … Page 54
Postcards from Divorce … Page 58
The Facts of Life … Page 62
Contains:
Some Improvement…Page 4
Bright Promise…Page 6
Stars and Bars Forever…Page 8
I Have the Right…Page 10
Fear and Loathing…Page 12
Revolution in the Revolution…Page 14
I Did It…Page 16
The Pursuit of Prejudice…Page 18
Privileged?…Page 20
The Cave Man Principle…Page 22
Don’t Tell Me They Can’t Change…Page 24
The Pursuit of Happiness…Page 26
She’d Be Fine If She’d Just…Page 28
The Victim…Page 30
Artist License…Page 32
Not My Problem…Page 34
The Glorious Feeling…Page 36
Drawing The Line…Page 38
Right To Life…Page 40
Wishful Sunshine…Page 42
Contains:
Flowers in the Trash…Page 4
The First Day…Page 7
What’s Wrong With Me…Page 11
He Likes Me…Page 14
I Can’t Love You Back…Page 16
Love, With Benefits…Page 19
If I Had To Do It All Over…Page 21
Let’s Be Straight…Page 25
Not For One Minute…Page 27
No, Mom…Page 29
Oh, Yeah…Page 33
Patty and Snorkles…Page 36
The Right One?…Page 39
The Logic Of The Broken Heart…Page 42
What’s Love Got To Do With It?…Page 45
Flowers In The Trash [Part 2]…Page 48
Contains:
On The Statistical Anomaly at Free Valley High…Page 4
It’s Too Easy To Go There…Page 7
Doreen the Cannibal…Page 11
Down the Stair…Page 13
On Education…Page 15
Eeler the Dealer…Page 18
Fred the Frum…Page 21
The Strange Tale of Hiram McSnee…Page 26
My Friend Ted…Page 29
The Strange Tale of the Sixty Toed Slooz…Page 31
The Foul Mouth Slouth…Page 36
Sunshine…Page 38
The Coach…Page 42
The Mother Connection…Page 44
The True Story of the Rape of Mary Dooley…Page 50
Vad the Sad…Page 56
The V Word…Page 60
Zun The Gun…Page 63
Contains:
To Steven Tyler, With Love…Page 4
I Am The Schmuck…Page 6
Sweet Charity…Page 8
The Artists Mirror…Page 10
Who Needs To Know…Page 12
Shakespeare Sucks [Part 2]…Page 14
Sex Is Bad…Page 16
To The Schmuck…Page 18
A Pregnant Moment…Page 20
Our Town[e]…Page 23
The Truth…Page 26
Love, Sweet Madness…Page 28
The First Kiss…Page 29
Coming Out on Turkey Day…Page 32
The Coach…Page 35
The Bare Facts…Page 39
Contains:
A Call To Action…Page 4
4 Dead, 42 Wounded…Page 7
Dear Mr. Trump and Mrs. Clinton…Page 10
The Candidate…Page 13
The Prophecy…Page 16
FUMPS…Page 19
Hillary Clinton Is A Transsexual…Page 22
I Hate Muslims…Page 25
Over Herd…Page 29
Oh Donald…Page 32
The Rage…Page 35
Just Another Young Voice…Page 38
The Voting Booth…Page 41
What’s Wrong With Him…Page 43
Whine, Anyone? …Page 47
A Gentler Debate…Page 50
Try Your Luck…Page 53
Final Words…Page 57
Contains:
A Date With Owen…Page 4
Test Results…Page 8
Test Results 2…Page 11
Beaten Down…Page 13
The Break Up Letter…Page 15
Confessions of a Bully…Page 17
Dad’s Buying…Page 19
The Dancer…Page 22
Abraham Lincoln…Page 24
Another Day in Paradise…Page 27
Football?!!!…Page 29
The Lost Rebel…Page 32
The Cable Historian…Page 34
I Love Me Just The Way I Am…Page 36
It Was The Worst Of Times…Page 38
But It IS Fun…Page 42
Just Teen Angst…Page 44
You’ve Got To Be Kidding…Page 47
A Remembrance…Page 51
Seeing The World…Page 53
Soccer Boyfriend…Page 55
Ode to Sonya…Page 57
The Dead Girl Speaks…Page 61
The Apology…Page 63
The Poetry Competition…Page 65
The Seduction…Page 69
We Don’t Want You…Page 72
Contains:
Lies We Never Told You…Page 4
A Few Words For Normal People…Page 6
Some Fridays Aren’t That Great Either…Page 9
What I Believe In…Page 11
For The Boy I Left Behind…Page 13
Finding a Cure…Page 15
Peace…Page 18
The Rose Show…Page 20
The Voice Lesson…Page 24
Hi Oprah…Page 27
A Few Words on Empathy…Page 31
A Perfect Piece of Art…Page 34
Dreamboy…Page 38
I’ll Never Go There Again…Page 41
What Our Flag Means To Me…Page 44
Afraid To Go Home…Page 48
Contains:
Preamble…Page 4
Opening Speech, Part 2…Page 5
We, Of The Alternative State, Salute You!…Page 9
The Agenda…Page 12
Artistic Pedestrians…Page 15
Tweets and E-Mails…Page 18
The Boyfriend Replies…Page 21
Constitutional Reality…Page 23
Free Jeremy Wong…Page 26
…And My Cat Died …Page 28
It’s Just A Play…Page 32
The Duty Of The President…Page 34
Me And Bobby Joe…Page 36
Some Things Are More Important…Page 39
An Opportunity For Courage…Page 42
But What Do I Know? … Page 45
Postlude…Page 48
Contains:
Heroes…Page 4
Desperate Battle In A Small War…Page 7
Working Nights..Page 10
I’m NOT A Victim…Page 13
Why I Did It…Page 17
Paying My Own Way…Page 20
Wake Up Call…Page 24
Next Time…Page 28
Not Today, Please…Page 31
Blue Balls…Page 34
My Decision, Too…Page 37
Don’t Put That Tag On Me…Page 39
Dress Code? Are You Serious?…Page 42
Is Mom Okay?…Page 46
The Why and How…Page 49
Each of these collections were performed as stand alone productions during the past 20 years. Some of the language in these is downright offensive, as are many of the situations that kids find themselves in these days. None of these are easy, but most are honest.